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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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