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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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