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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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