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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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