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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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