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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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