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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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