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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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