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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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