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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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