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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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