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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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