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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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