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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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