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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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