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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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