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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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