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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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