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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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