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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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