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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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