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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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