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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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