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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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