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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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