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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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