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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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