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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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