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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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