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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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