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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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