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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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