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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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