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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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