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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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