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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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