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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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