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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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