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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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