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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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