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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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