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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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