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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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