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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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