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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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