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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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