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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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