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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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