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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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