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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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