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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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