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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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