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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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