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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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