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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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