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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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