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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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