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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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