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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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