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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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