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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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