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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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