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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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