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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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