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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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