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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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