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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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